Let’s get real for a second. Buying a house isn’t just about square footage, granite countertops, or whether the garage actually fits two SUVs without the precision of a Tetris master. Nope. One of the most underrated parts of a home is the backyard. And if you’re rolling your eyes right now, thinking, “Matt, a backyard is just grass,” let me introduce you to my foolproof system: The BBQ Test.
Here’s the deal — a backyard should work for your life, not just look pretty in listing photos. And the fastest way to figure out if a yard is truly “the one”? Picture yourself hosting a summer BBQ. That’s it. If you can imagine flipping burgers, friends laughing, kids running wild, and a cold drink in your hand without stressing about space, layout, or the neighbours being two feet away, you’ve passed the BBQ Test. If not? Swipe left on that backyard, no matter how perfect the house looks inside.
Why the BBQ Test Works
Look, buying a home is emotional, and most people focus on kitchens and bathrooms (HGTV has trained us well). But here’s the secret — your yard is where memories happen. From summer dinners to birthday parties, it’s the stage for some of your best “home” moments. The BBQ Test forces you to stop thinking about staging tricks and start imagining your real life. Can you host? Can you relax? Can you grill without bumping elbows with the fence? That’s what matters.
Size Isn’t Everything (But It Matters)
I’m not saying you need a football field out back, but size counts. If you love to entertain, you’re going to want enough space for a grill, a table, and a few chairs without feeling like you’re crammed into a shoebox. On the other hand, if you’re more of a “quiet beer by the firepit” type, maybe a smaller yard works just fine. Think about your lifestyle — and remember, mowing a massive lawn looks a lot less fun once the honeymoon phase is over.
Sun, Shade, and Privacy
This is where people get burned (literally). You don’t want a backyard that’s basically a frying pan in July, nor do you want to grill in perpetual darkness. Pay attention to where the sun hits throughout the day. Shade trees or pergolas can be a blessing, and privacy fencing is key if you don’t want to feel like the neighbours are basically part of your dinner party. If you can sit in that yard and not worry about getting roasted or overexposed, you’re golden.
Layout Makes or Breaks It
Ever tried to carry a plate of burgers up three steps, across gravel, and around a bush to get from the kitchen to the grill? Not fun. Think about the flow of the backyard. Easy access from the kitchen is a must. Flat space for furniture is non-negotiable. Bonus points if you can set up a little firepit or hot tub area without it looking like a yard sale exploded.
The Neighbour Factor
I’ve got to say it — if you can hear every word of your neighbour’s conversation from your BBQ, that’s going to kill the vibe. Check the fences, look at sight lines, and trust your gut. If the yard feels too exposed, you’re going to spend more time pulling the blinds than enjoying the space.
Don’t Forget Maintenance
That Pinterest-worthy backyard might look dreamy, but who’s going to weed, water, and maintain it? If you’re not a gardener, a “lush oasis” might turn into “wilted regret” pretty fast. Be honest with yourself about how much work you’re willing to put in. A backyard that works with your lifestyle will feel like a bonus, not a chore.
The BBQ Test is simple, but it works. Don’t get dazzled by shiny appliances or cute staging — picture yourself living in that backyard. Can you host, relax, and actually enjoy it? If the answer is yes, you might have found your spot. If not, keep moving. Because the truth is, a house is four walls, but a home is where you’ll make memories — and a lot of those start around a grill.
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